Why Boys get Blocked on facebook: . . Boy: What's your Name ?? Girl: Palak and you ? Boy: Paneer !!! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: What's Up ? Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl : tu Soya hai...?? Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hun..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . . Girl : see ya ! Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai ! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: Have a Good Day. Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Boy- Thank you Girl-My Pleasure Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar *Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever* . . And the best one After fight: Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin ! Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? Ya Holi ? *BLOCKED!!!

आम आदमी वो है जिसका मन तो करता है सेब खाने का, भाव पूछता है केले का, मगर खरीदता आलू है.!

Frustrated Rajnikant: "Kuch to Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai..

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur - - - bag se book nikal kar padho...!!!

Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.. Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..!. Hadd Ho Gayi..

Question: Ek Ghanta Padhne se aur Ek Ghanta Nahi Padhne se Kya Farak padta hai ??? . . . . . . . . . . Answer: GHANTA Farak Padta hai!!!

When it Rains: --------------- --------------- The Couples reaction: .... .... Wow what a Romantic Wheather Loving it . . . . . . . . . . . Singles: .... .... Kya Saala har jagah Paani Paani, pura Keechad ho gaya .